available for interesting infrastructure problems
Eliott Nys
Systems Engineer — with a side of software
I keep distributed systems upright and occasionally write the software that runs on them.
systemctl status duckd
Loaded: /etc/systemd/system/duckd.service
Active: active (running) since page-load
Uptime: 0s — 0 incidents resolved, 0 actually helped
[boot] duckd: quack. ask me anything, I will not help.
duckd provides emotional support, not root cause analysis.